BEL AIR REPRESENTS

I mentioned earlier that mustaches are making a comeback but I forgot to mention the most important mustache - Bel Air's own Drew Kilpatrick! Look at that 'stache!


Snare Bear

AI

I have to admit that as excited as I was in writing, I could only sit through 20 minutes of AI on Tuesday night before vigorously changing the channel.

Wednesday I tried harder (read: drank more wine) and was able to get through it. Perhaps the little nugget that Jason Castro had a brother competing in the episode kept me interested. No dreads this time. Pink hair, in fact, but still cute and the boy can sing! He was "goodish" in Simon's opinion but the new judge got pretty hot and bothered. Woman after my own heart!

I'm now officially hooked.

TO THE GUY WHO TRIED TO GET MY DIGITS AT THE ART OPENING ON SATURDAY

It's time for a Biore Pore Perfect Strip. Should you heed my advice, I see a 15% increase in your success rate of picking up chicks at art openings.

FINALLY

American Idol (or, as I call it - AI because I'm cool) starts it's EIGHTH season tonight! It seems like just yesterday that Kelly Clarkson and that guy with the hair were duking it out in the first season. Look how far we've come!

I'm hoping there will be a new smokin' hot guy with dreads this season. I miss the old one:



I apologize in advance for too many AI posts. I just can't help myself.

POLL RESULTS

Thank you to all who participated. We now have scientifically captured results thanks to PollDaddy.com. So, without further adieu....

- The winner of "Who's better looking?" is Neil Young with a score of 12 to Jeff Tweedy's 6.

- And, the answer to the musical question "Who's better rocking?" is unanimously Neil Young. Sorry Tweeds.

I'm sure Neil would want to thank the academy so, since he couldn't make it in person to accept these prestigious awards, I will thank them on his behalf.

CURRENT EVENTS

It's all happening, man:

* We got our 7" mastered and made into a real-live album on one of these:



* We played some Wii:


Look at that form!

* I entered a pie contest:



* Tris McCall release his extensive 2008 Pop Music Abstract in which he calls Saddle Creek a Muscle Shoals for drama queens. Ha!:
Click Here!


* The Yanks signed Teixeira:



* Mustaches are making a comeback. In the grand tradition of these guys:



and



We now have:





and my favorite:

THEY'RE BACK!

The fashion police are back on the beat. They took a little vacation but are once again trolling the skankiest parts of Hollywood and bringing in things like this:



Three counts of being unrecognizable due to crappy plastic surgery, Two counts reckless desperation, and one count of not dressing your age in the first degree.