LUNCH TIME POLL

A couple of years ago I was really into recording conversations, particularly really drunk conversations with members of my old band, Breakup Breakdown. Recently, I was going through some old files on my computer and came across a 20 minute recording of Breakup Breakdown leaving a venue in Savannah, GA and going to Krystal, which, if you've never had the pleasure of going to one, is like the White Castle of the South.



On the recording we decide who's driving, discuss what's on the menu at Krystal, what's the best fast food ever and the end is me ordering at the drive-through. At one point someone tries to drag race us. It's pretty classic. Once we get to the Krystal, everyone gets really grossed out at one of the options on the menu - breakfast-in-a-bowl. After googling a picture of it, I can see why we had that reaction.



Wyatt had a similar reaction to something he saw on TV this morning: the KFC Double Down. The KFC Double Down is a sandwich made up of two fried chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, two slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce, which I'm guessing is some kind of mayo based concoction. There is no bun involved here.



When he told me about this, I immediately thought of the burger that Paula Deen once made on her Food Network show, Paula's Home Cooking. Her "brunch burger" is not served on a bun either. It is served on Krispie Kreme doughnuts. Not one Krispie Kreme doughnut cut in half, mind you, but TWO WHOLE DOUGHNUTS. One on the top, one on the bottom. Oh, and it also has bacon on it. Annnnnd, a fried egg.



So, the question of the Lunch Time Poll is - which one is more over the top? Which one is more heart attack inducing? Vote away!

LUNCHTIME POLL RESULTS

Our man on 4th Street, Bob Dylan, scored a whopping 50% of the votes in our "Best Songwriter" poll. Way to go!


The weiner.

LUNCHTIME POLL

So, it looks like I can continue NOT tipping my laundry people with your support.

There's a new poll up inspired by the new Steve Earle album Townes which is an album of Townes Van Zandt covers. Earle seems to deeply believe that Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in EVER. He even named his son after the guy. What do you think? Whose coffee table will you be standing on and what shoes will you be wearing?

PRETZEL POLL

It seems that there is a consensus about pretzel prices. Most people (5 out of 6) expect to pay $2 for a pretzel. In reality they cost $3. Congrats to the one person (Jill?) who voted for $3. You win!

Vote on the next poll! To your right --->

LUNCH TIME POLL

TP

Last week's lunch time poll was a success. 100% chose "Over". Apparently my roommate and grandmother, neither of whom took part in the survey, are the only ones who go "Under". Not that there's anything wrong with it! The way you put you toilet paper on is nobody's business but you own. It's fine if that's who you are.

LUNCH TIME POLL 2

  

OK. YOU WERE RIGHT, WYATT

I concede. Based on the vast survey conducted on this blog strawberry is a more popular jelly flavor than grape. I'm surprised as I think grape is the king of all jellies. But, I can see that I'm in the minority.