ARE YOUR SMARTER THAN A MEMBER OF BEL AIR?

Recent Bel Air email thread:

From Drew (who works for the University of Auburn):

This is what our coaches rented this week to roll around in and visit recruits at their High Schools....

Funny stuff.....




From Allie:

Wow. I like how it says "touch of class" on it. :-)

From Drew:

Yeah, apparently that's the place they rented it from....kinda ironic.

Most staffs will have 1 or 2 coaches that visit a kid in a certain area, but we're sending the whole staff to visit them.

Trying to turn this thing around quickly down here......

From Jeff:

That is pretty classy

Glad to see that they stress the academics down there

From Drew:

The Athletic Department budget runs separately from the university budget so the 2 aren't really related...however, the athletic budget gains so much $ that it contributes to scholarships, donations, etc. to the overall university.....

Auburn still remains a top 45 public university nationally and has been there for some time now....

Football just happens to be king.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/college/national-top-public

From Jeff:

whatever...UCONN #26

go huskies

(like i could give a shit)

From Allie:

Haha. That's hilarious.

SUNY Binghamton - 34!

Big ups to SUNY.

From Matt:

F u, bitches - Wisconsin's #7 - I'm the smartest member of Bel Air! Woo hoo! Go badgers!

Where's my f'n limo?!

THEORY PROVED WRONG

Today I ran into my good friend Tom Coppola on the street. Hey, in a city of 8 million people you're bound to run into some SUNY Geneseo alums (big ups to SUNY)

Up until this morning I thought that if you wanted to run into someone you know that you had to do the following:

1) forget about showering for a couple days
2) don't put your contacts in or makeup on
3) put on some sweatpants
4) go out in public

It's as easy as that. I never run into people when I'm looking presentable. But this morning was different. I was showered, primped, made-up, and wearing a Mary Tyler Moore "makin it in the city" day job ensemble complete with pencil skirt and heels. Yeah.


This is me today.