WHOA THERE, SCARJO

As you have probably heard, Scarlett Johansson is taking a lot of heat for her recent project Anywhere I Lay My Head, an album of Tom Waits covers. People are wondering where she gets off recording an album when she is clearly a mediocre actress who should stick to what she knows. I say - more power to her. If I had the resources to get TV on the Radio to produce my album and David Bowie to do backup vocals and - wait - is that Salman Rushdie in her video? Let's just say if I could I would.